Special Sunday Jokes

Masala pj: Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka…Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)
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Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
Guar farmaiyega Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
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Par usse na boliye jo tose tagda hoye!!
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Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jinme se
3 mazedar ye hain
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.1. Pencil se
2. Pen se
3. Marker se
Kabhi to sidha socha kar
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Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya