Soft Naught Messages

Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking  in my stomach…:)
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Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli – Lagta hai makaan
ban gaya hai, Kirayedar bhe aa gaye hai.
Pregnant Lady Boli – Mistri khali hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya?
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If you give me 100 young boys I can change the nation – SWAMI VIVEKANAND
If you give me 100 young girls I can create another nation – IMRAN HASHMI
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!