September Funny SMS Collections

Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai”
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
&
thats true Indian
1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza
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Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
&
Said…
O===SHIT===
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe hai…:)
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Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.
Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!
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Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!
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Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali