October Naughty Hindi Jokes

Doctor to Minister : Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.
Mantri soch me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya hua mantrijee
Mantri : Samajh nahi aa raha sala kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!
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Lady touched horse’s pen*s
Horse excited jumped and ran away very fast.
Horse Owner : Bhabhijee aab hamara bhi pakdo,
humko ghoda pakadna hai..!!
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Sabse bada jhatka :
Jab husband suhagraat ki taiyari kar raha
ho tabhi wife bole :
Aye jee CONDOM Kohinoor ka hi lagana.
Dusre se mujhe alergy ho jati hai..!!
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Suhaagrat ko Pati Patni se – Ijazat hai?
Wife – G haa
Wife ko puri raat ch*d ch*dkar bimaar karke sasuraal
chhod ke saas se bola : Aacha ijazat hai?
Wife -  Mummy ijazat mat dena ga*nd faad dega..!!