More Funny Sms

The heights of Bad Luck
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A boy and girl met last time for their break up…
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girl’s father caught them.
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Now they are married couple
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Apne smart hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai..
Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…!!!
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Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal
Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai
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Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr
par girls hostel bana dena!!
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Tips to reduce weight…
First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
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Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!
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