Indian Funny Jokes

Romantic but real Fact…
Jo aankho se rehte hai door…
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Jo aankho se rehte hai door…
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Woh questions exams me aate hai ZAROOR…!
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Ek Rexona naam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo par Yu marti thi,
Aur usey apna lifebuoy banana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon they get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In the party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
were invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 tarika tha aapko batane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kami nahi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adat chhor de
Bharat sarkar dwara JANHIT ME JARI!
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12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
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