Funny Hindi Mobile Jokes

3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”
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Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!
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Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!
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Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!