Fun and Masti – Short SMS

Bahut der ke baad train chali,
Muslim Bola : Ya Ali,
Hindu Bola : Jai bajrang bali,
Santa Bola : Kya Ali, kya Bali?
Ullu ke pattho, train to baju wali chali…!!!
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Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!
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Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai!!!
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Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!
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Chinese ladki ko dekhkar mom boli – beta ye kya le aaye ho?
Beta – Apne  khud hi to kaha tha ki ghar aate hue cheeni lete aana!!!