TollyWood Jokes

Ad kosam chiru “Thumps up” taagadu,
Pavan manakosam “Pepsi” taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam “Fanta” taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam “Domex” ayina taagava…?
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko…
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu…
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani..
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Kirananiki Cheekati Ledu..
Sirimuvvaki Mounam Ledu..
Chirunavvu ki Maranam Ledu..
Mana SNEHANIKI Antam Ledu
Mariche SNEHAM Cheyaku..
Chese SNEHAM Maruvaku..!
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Nestama .. Eee Chirugali
Neeku Jola padutu unte!
Valipoye Nee Kanureppala matuna
koti Kalalu Udayinchalani
Nee prati kala Nijam kavalani
Aasistu ne SNEHITUDU…
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Anandam Cheppalenidi
Sontosham Pattaranidi
Kopam Panikiranidi
But Sneham Maruvalenidi.
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Nee Sneham oka Sundara Swapnam Nee parichayam oka sundara kavyam Enni Janmalado ee SNEHA BANDHAM Ninu veedanu antundi Naa HRUDAYAM…….
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Prashantamina Vatavaranam,
Tension leni Jeevitam,
Anandamina Spoorthi,
Aarogya vantamina Body,
Maduramina Prema,
Evanni Neeku Andaalani NENU Aasistunnanu!
Nutana Sanvatchara SUBHAKANKSHALU!
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ROJULO prati kshanam Viluvinade.
UDAYAM HOPE to Modalite,
MADHYANAM FAITH vastundi.
SAYANTRAM LOVE Pondite,
RATRI REST nu Mosukostundi. Evanni roju NEE JEEVITAM lo, Jaragalani Aasistu,
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Pata Samvatcharalu VelliPotune untaayi.
Kaani EE YEAR Pratyekanga Neekosam Double Dose Aarogyam,
Antuleni Anandam, Naa WARM GREETINGS
Teesukostundi…. Anduko mari…
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Kalala Prayanam Melukuva varake
Alala Prayanam Teeram Varake
Prema Prayanam Pellivarake
Kanee SNEHA PRAYANAM Maranam Varaku…